Name: Susanna

AGE: 22. OCCUPATION: In The Band Hotel Motel. LIKES: Electro Music. White Mice & Dirty Indie Boys. HATES: Heights. Idiots Revving Their Motorbikes Outside My Flat at 2 In The Morning & Feet. RECORD: Ladytron by Roxy Music CLUB: Computer Blue

Name: .Johnny Lazer

AGE: 25  OCCUPATION: Superstar. LIKES: My Nan. Men With Hairy Chests & Black Pudding with Brown Sauce.  HATES: Boy Bands.Girl Groups & Ray Bands. RECORD:  17 by Lady Tron. CLUB: Club Cleavage

Name: Polly

AGE: 24. OCCUPATION: Shop Manager. LIKES: Red Lipstick, Feminine Man & 60’s British Films. HATES:  The Olympic Bid. Shop Lifters & Gordan Brown. RECORD: Tainted Love by Soft Cell. CLUB: Kashpoint

Name: Luigi

AGE: 19  OCCUPATION: Student. LIKES Bounty Bars, Eruin Olaf & Cocks. HATES: The Pope, Meat & Jarvis Cocker RECORD:  Pornography by The Wire. CLUB: Milked

Name: Namalee

AGE: 22  OCCUPATION: Stylist. LIKES: Stefan's Superstore FNX & Super Super Magazine. HATES: Straightening Irons. Mediocrity & Goldfish.   RECORD:  Showtime by Dizee Rascal. CLUB: Kashpoint

Name: Eddie

AGE: 20  OCCUPATION: Student. LIKES: Pesto. Cigarettes & Coffee. HATES: Kanye West. Puppets & Mosquitoes .RECORD: Pogo by Digitalism. CLUB: Club Cleavage

Name: Jon

AGE: 22. OCCUPATION: Creative Director at Disorder Magazine. LIKES: Blur. Black Nail Vanish & Swedish Girls. HATES: Student Loans. S Club 7 & Racist. RECORD: Animal Nitrate by Suede CLUB: Trash   

Name: Casper

AGE: 22. OCCUPATION: Hairdresser. LIKES: Make-Up. Glam Rock & Pola Bears. HATES: Straight Boys Trying To Pick Me Up. Spiders & Diet Coke. RECORD: My Hair Looks Fierce by Amanda Lapore. CLUB: Stay Beautiful  

Name: Jamie Lee

AGE: 23. OCCUPATION: Hair Stylist. LIKES: Diamonds. Champagne & Sugar Daddies. HATES: Bad Breath, Bad Breath & Poor Men. RECORD: Get To The Point by Vikter. CLUB: Family 

Name: Alexandra

AGE: 20. OCCUPATION: Wannabe Illustrator. LIKES: Sausage Dogs. People Who Eat Cabbages & Joan Collins in Dynasty. HATES: The Way Glasgow Smells Of Dog Food. Andy Peters & Gin RECORD: In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins. CLUB: Club Cleavage

Name: Matyas

AGE: 22. OCCUPATION: Musician. LIKES: Paris. Vodka & Good Parties. HATES: The Police. Homophobia & Cockroaches. RECORD: TKO by La Tigre. CLUB: Naueau Club in Paris  

Name: Gaia

AGE: 20. OCCUPATION: Fashion Student. LIKES: The 1980's, Horses Chocolate & Good Sex . HATES: Tori Spelling. Bad Sex & The Cost Of Public Transport. RECORD: Love Action by The Human League. CLUB: Boom Boom Salon